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Funny Online Dating Quotes

Funny Online Dating Quotes

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Funny Online Dating Quotes. Humour brings sudden brightness to a gloomy life. Now imagine you had a bad day and just shared it with your friend online and he/she responds with funny online dating quotes. Of course, it is nice to end the day with a good laugh.

 

These funny online dating quotes are for most everyone – whether you are going on your first date or have been through several relationships. If you are into online dating or are already in a relationship, you will find some of these sayings to be inspirational quotes and others to be full of fun.

 

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“Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.”

Doug Coupland

 

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“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day, and another, in case it doesn’t rain.”

Mae West

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“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”

Albert Einstein

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“I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.”

Steven Wright

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“There are only two people in the world you should lie to the police and your girlfriend.

Jack Nicholson”

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