Funny Online Dating Quotes

Funny Online Dating Quotes. Humour brings sudden brightness to a gloomy life. Now imagine you had a bad day and just shared it with your friend online and he/she responds with funny online dating quotes. Of course, it is nice to end the day with a good laugh.

 

These funny online dating quotes are for most everyone – whether you are going on your first date or have been through several relationships. If you are into online dating or are already in a relationship, you will find some of these sayings to be inspirational quotes and others to be full of fun.

 

Funny Online Dating Quotes

“Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.”

Doug Coupland

 

“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day, and another, in case it doesn’t rain.”

Mae West

Funny online dating quotes

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”

Albert Einstein

Funny online dating quotes.

“I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.”

Steven Wright

“There are only two people in the world you should lie to the police and your girlfriend.

Jack Nicholson”

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